英語(yǔ)課堂上的小笑話
英語(yǔ)課堂上的小笑話
冷笑話作為一種新興的頗受年輕人和網(wǎng)民喜愛(ài)的語(yǔ)言方式,一般不會(huì)使讀者在聽(tīng)到或者讀到之后立即發(fā)笑,而往往會(huì)停頓一下才能明白其中的幽默點(diǎn)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)課堂上的小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)課堂上的小笑話篇一
Silly Doctor蠢醫(yī)生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因?yàn)樗獾搅钊穗y受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫(yī)生開(kāi)了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒(méi)什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時(shí)候，醫(yī)生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒(méi)什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時(shí)候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
“回家洗個(gè)熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開(kāi)，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說(shuō)：“但是醫(yī)生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會(huì)得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會(huì)治療肺炎啦。”
英語(yǔ)課堂上的小笑話篇二
Hearth Transplant心臟移植
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .
有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的醫(yī)生告知，唯一可用的心臟就是一只羊的心臟。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
這名男子最后同意了，醫(yī)生就將羊鵑心臟移植到這名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手術(shù)后幾天，這名男子前來(lái)接受身體檢查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
醫(yī)生問(wèn)他：“你現(xiàn)在感覺(jué)怎么樣呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
這名男子回答說(shuō)：“還不錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)。”
英語(yǔ)課堂上的小笑話篇三
Three Doctors 三個(gè)醫(yī)生
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥從頭上飛過(guò)。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫(yī)生看著他說(shuō)：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來(lái)像-只鴨子，飛起來(lái)像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒(méi)射中，這只鳥飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鳥從頭上飛過(guò)。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁(yè)的野鳥手冊(cè)說(shuō)
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來(lái)射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠(yuǎn)。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鳥從頭上飛過(guò)。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,
外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說(shuō)：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”