英語(yǔ)的小短文笑話(huà)閱讀
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)作為良好的英語(yǔ)教學(xué)素材應(yīng)該可以被廣泛的運(yùn)用到中職英語(yǔ)教學(xué)中。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)的小短文笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)的小短文笑話(huà)篇一
Charity Begins at Home
慈善應(yīng)由家中做起
Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member.
山姆，希德尼正挨家挨戶(hù)推銷(xiāo)他所屬的一家慈善機(jī)構(gòu)的彩券以籌募基金，
One morning found him knocking on the door of old Mrs. Sullivan.
有一天早上他敲了蘇利文太太的門(mén)。
"Good morning, Mrs. Sullivan, I represent the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event)">Society," said Sam.
“您早!蘇利文太太，我是代表南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)的。”
"What's it that you say?" croaked the old lady.
“你說(shuō)什么啊?，’老太太大聲問(wèn)道。
"I SAY I'M SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS FOR THE SOUTH SAVANNAH SING-ING AND SOCIAI, SOCIETY',event)">SOCIETY ! "
“我說(shuō)我正為南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)賣(mài)彩券!”
"Eh?"
“哦?”
"RAFFLE TICKETS! SOUTH SAVANNAH SINGING AND SOCIAL SOCIETY',event)">SOCIETY ! "
“彩券!南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)!”
"You'll have to speak up, young man; there's no use mumbling. ',
“你應(yīng)當(dāng)說(shuō)大聲點(diǎn)，年輕人，喃喃低語(yǔ)是沒(méi)用的。”
"Well, fuck you, Mrs. Sullivan," said Sam under his breath as he turned away.
“喔!干××，蘇利文太太!”山姆離開(kāi)時(shí)屏氣說(shuō)。
Mrs. Sullivan closed the door and said, "Well, fuck the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event)">Society. "
蘇利文太太關(guān)門(mén)說(shuō)道： “去你媽的，南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)!”
英語(yǔ)的小短文笑話(huà)篇二
A Satisfied Gustomer
一位心滿(mǎn)意足的客戶(hù)
A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.
有一位相貌粗魯?shù)募一镒哌M(jìn)銀行對(duì)柜臺(tái)職員說(shuō):
"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "
“我想開(kāi)個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶(hù)。”
"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."
“當(dāng)然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說(shuō)，“但沒(méi)有必要使用那種字眼。”
"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry. ',
“嘿，你他媽的能不能快一點(diǎn)嗎?我在趕時(shí)間呢!”
"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "
“先生，我不習(xí)慣別人那樣子對(duì)我說(shuō)話(huà)。”
"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"
“我要開(kāi)一個(gè)x××的活期存款賬戶(hù)，而且要現(xiàn)在就辦，懂了嗎?”
"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.
“先生，我去找經(jīng)理來(lái)。”氣憤的年輕小姐說(shuō)著。
Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman, who asked, "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"
不久她帶了經(jīng)理回來(lái)，那位滿(mǎn)頭白發(fā)、看起來(lái)很莊嚴(yán)的老先生問(wèn)道：“先生，到底有什么問(wèn)題嗎? ’
“I just won ,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "
“我剛中彩券得了一千萬(wàn)美元，我想開(kāi)個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶(hù)。”
"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"
“我知道了，”經(jīng)理說(shuō)道，“而這個(gè)臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧?
英語(yǔ)的小短文笑話(huà)篇三
Where Do You keep Yours ?
你的東西放到哪兒去了?
The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
一位上了年紀(jì)的著名醫(yī)生正在各病房做例行巡視，一位年輕的實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生跟著他，突然那名實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生注意到一件怪事。
"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?"
“醫(yī)師先生，您有沒(méi)發(fā)現(xiàn)您耳朵放了一支栓劑呢?"
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner. "Do you know what this means?"
“喔!真是糟糕!”那位名醫(yī)說(shuō)道，“你知道那表示什么嗎?”
"What?"
“什么呢?”
"Some asshole has got my pen!"
“我把我的鋼筆塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了!”
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