關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話大全
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話大全
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時(shí)它在人們解決生活中的困惑時(shí)起著重要作用。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇一
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.
"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"
買錄像機(jī)
艾莫斯問(wèn)媽媽他們是否能買一臺(tái)錄像機(jī)。
”恐怕我們還買不起，“媽媽嘆息著說(shuō)。
可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來(lái)時(shí)，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺(tái)全新的錄像機(jī)。
”你究竟是哪兒來(lái)的錢買這東西?“媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說(shuō)。
”媽媽，這簡(jiǎn)單，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把電視機(jī)給賣了!"
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇二
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一個(gè)主日學(xué)校校(基督教教會(huì)為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說(shuō)：“你們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?”
“我，老師，”一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō)：“昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。”
“做得好，是誰(shuí)呢?”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子?，F(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”
“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō)：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō)：‘啊，我很高興!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇三
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇四
顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了!
服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇五
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”
喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當(dāng)朋友的媽媽來(lái)應(yīng)門時(shí)，他問(wèn)：“阿爾伯特可以出來(lái)玩嗎? ”
“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說(shuō)， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”
“ 噢，那么， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來(lái)玩嗎?
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇六
服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一個(gè)顧客：我要茶
第二個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的!
服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇七
服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么?
看起來(lái)象是在仰泳，先生……
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
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