一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話演講
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一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話篇1
不要被逮著了!
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.
在森林保護(hù)區(qū)內(nèi)，有個(gè)人走向一位正在釣魚(yú)的老兄并問(wèn)他有沒(méi)有收獲。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"
“今天什么也沒(méi)有，不過(guò)你應(yīng)該昨天來(lái)見(jiàn)我才是。昨天早上我釣了十四尾鱸魚(yú)，下午釣了十二尾呢!
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相當(dāng)不錯(cuò)嘛，你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden."
“我恰巧就是監(jiān)視狩獵的管理員。”
"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
“哦，那你又知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?我是你所發(fā)現(xiàn)最會(huì)說(shuō)謊話的人。”
一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話篇2
學(xué)習(xí)共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave thesmaller piece to his sister.
強(qiáng)尼把一塊派一分為二，把大的留給自己，小的給他妹妹。
"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "
“嘿，如果是我來(lái)分那塊派，我會(huì)把小的留給我自己，”妹妹說(shuō)。
"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"
“你不是分到小塊的嗎，還抱怨什么呢?”
一分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話篇3
肉商與律師
A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.
有一只狗，跑進(jìn)一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺(tái)子上搶走。
Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
很幸運(yùn)地，肉商辨認(rèn)出’這只狗是屬于他鄰居的。
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。
Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,
這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。于是他就打電話給他的鄰居說(shuō)：
"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of the meat?"
“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會(huì)為這塊肉的損失費(fèi)用負(fù)責(zé)任嗎?”
The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"
這名律師回答說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然會(huì)呀，這塊烤肉多少錢呢?”
"."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for .
“八元。”幾天后，這位肉商收到一封郵件，里面有一張八元的支票。
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
這張支票卻附上了一張發(fā)票，上面寫著：
Legal Consultation Service:0.
“法律咨詢服務(wù) ：一百五十元。”
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