初一英語小笑話閱讀
初一英語小笑話閱讀
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初一英語小笑話篇1
Lazy Manager
懶惰的經(jīng)理
A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,
有一位中階經(jīng)營主管因?yàn)槁犃怂尼t(yī)師指示必須要做一些運(yùn)動(dòng)，
so he decides to play tennis .
所以他決定要打網(wǎng)球。
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing
在幾個(gè)星期之后，他韻秘書就問他情況如何，
"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speedingtowards me ,
這位經(jīng)理說：“進(jìn)行得不錯(cuò)，當(dāng)我在網(wǎng)球場上看到球快速朝著我來的時(shí)候，
and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"
我的腦袋就立刻說：‘反手拍!上網(wǎng)!殺球!后退! ”
"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .
秘書問說：“真的呀，然后嚨?”
"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"
“然后我的身體說：‘誰?我嗎?別胡說八道了!”’
初一英語小笑話篇2
All In the family
都在這一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績報(bào)告卡帶回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成績不錯(cuò)，
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A，還有幾個(gè)B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是個(gè)聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個(gè)毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在學(xué)校太愛講話。我有一個(gè)想法我要來試試看，
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我認(rèn)為.這個(gè)想法可能會(huì)讓她改掉這個(gè)壞習(xí)慣。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報(bào)告卡，
putting a note on the back ,
并在卡片背面注記：
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法對莎莉很有效，請你讓我知道，
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因?yàn)槲蚁胍阉囉迷谒龐寢屔砩稀?/p>
初一英語小笑話篇3
Cooking Class
烹飪課
One day during cooking class,
一天在上烹飪課的時(shí)候，
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚(yáng)她：準(zhǔn)備完美醬料的秘訣。
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準(zhǔn)備工作時(shí)，
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
她說：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。
As I stirred my sauce ,
當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時(shí)，
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
然后認(rèn)定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging againstmetal pots ,I will go nuts!"
她回答：“因?yàn)椋绻冶仨氉谶@里聽你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮?，我?huì)發(fā)瘋喔”。
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