英語笑話帶翻譯
笑話作為民間口頭創(chuàng)作,深受廣大人民喜愛,笑話從一定程度上反映了社會現(xiàn)實、民族心態(tài)及價值觀。小編精心收集了英語笑話短文，供大家欣賞學習!
英語笑話短文篇1
I'd rather buy a gift
我寧愿買一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關(guān)系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
英語笑話短文篇2
visual training
視力訓練
the squad(班，小隊) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遙遠的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：
班里正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數(shù)遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數(shù)。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."
“十六個兵外加一個中士，長官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長官。”
英語笑話短文篇3
sunset
日落
father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。
friend: ah, that accounts for it! i never saw a sunset like that in this country.
朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。
英語笑話短文篇4
what is a traitor?
什么叫叛徒?
young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"
有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒?”
father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”
young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
有希望的青年人：“那么，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢?”
father:"a convert, my son."
父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。
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