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　　輕松幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：分店

　　A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?"

　　"Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office . "

　　一個(gè)人站在墻角處，兩手各托一頂帽子，乞求施舍。有個(gè)路過(guò)的行人停下來(lái)，往一頂帽子里扔了一枚硬幣，然后問(wèn)道：“另一頂帽子是干什么用的?”

　　“近來(lái)生意興隆，我決定開(kāi)一個(gè)分店，”那人答道。

　　輕松幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：捎杯牛奶

　　At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening

　　Dutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."

　　半夜兩點(diǎn)，科爾肯太太確信聽(tīng)到客廳有賊，便對(duì)丈夫說(shuō)：“別開(kāi)燈，躡手躡腳下樓，別讓賊發(fā)覺(jué)，悄悄靠近他。”

　　科爾肯先生披上外套，責(zé)無(wú)旁貸地去捉賊。剛走到臥室門(mén)口，他妻子又補(bǔ)充說(shuō)：“回來(lái)時(shí)給我捎杯牛奶。”

　　輕松幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：打獵的技巧

　　Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

　　"And what came out?"

　　"To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

　　兩個(gè)俄國(guó)獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡說(shuō)，“看看這獸皮!”

　　“你是如何發(fā)現(xiàn)這么大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問(wèn)道。

　　“簡(jiǎn)單，”伊凡說(shuō)，“你站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子。熊出來(lái)時(shí)你就開(kāi)槍。”

　　幾周后，兩人見(jiàn)面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒(méi)有聽(tīng)我的建議?”伊凡問(wèn)。

　　“我當(dāng)然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個(gè)洞前并吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說(shuō)。

　　“出來(lái)了什么?”

　　“向著我來(lái)的，”謝爾蓋說(shuō)，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車(chē)。”